If you have a problem with Christmas, bite me. ^^

(Tried to post this last night, but the internet cut off at 2.)

First, my new userpic is the most insanely fast one I've ever seen. XD

And wouldn't it be funny to hear a Jew shout, "Jesus Christ!"? XD

Second, here's why I don't like Commercialmas. (I don't like people fusing the birth of Christ with marketing ploys.)

It's all just a lie. Santa, lower prices, all that. It's just a lie to little children. Disney especially. And most of all, so many shitty "christmas" specials. Not very special. Most of all, people can't go a goddam day on TV without saying the word "ma*ic", and it pisses me off, because I hate the word. And yet, people say, "It's a christmas miracle!"... Yeah, last time I checked, miracles are acts of God, not voodoo.

Reasons I hate ma*ic and so on and so forth...
-It's a lie.
-The word sounds funny.
-It is more an embodiment of humans' selfish desires.
-I know I sound whipped like Reddi Whip for this, but Natalie also hates it with a passion. Unfortunatley, some of my favorite things briefly use the word, often in the wrong context, and so I am upset of this lately.

But other than that, I like Christmas. I like it more the same way people in Japan like it. It's good for food, and love. Although, it'd be better if anyone in my family cooked, and if Nat was actually here, as well as maybe being able to go to (nearby city) to actually buy a gift, instead of just ordering it online, and sending a card separate.

In Danish, kram means "hug". XD But it also means trash. DX

yesterday, I finished The Catcher in the Rye, and I found out, my favorite line from Ghost in the Shell: S.A.C., "I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.", was from the damn book! 8D

And I just found out that the name "The Laughing Man", is also from a story by J.D. Salinger, as well as several other references. Freaky.

Anyway, for anyone wondering, I read the book to see what was so controversial, and it turns out the underage drinking, profanity, and "sexual promiscuity" were found to be shocking in the 50's when the book was released, and that's why so many libraries have banned it. How odd.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, Now I get it! XD I just found the rule in the Etiquette policies about why lolicon isn't allowed! XD *is dense as a damn brick*

And since I signed onto my YouTube account and a bunch of others and changed some options to make stuff look better, I'm feeling fonder of the sites again. Though YouTube blocking videos that give credit to the official owners is bullshit.

And I added the Webcam thing to my page and used my new banner (BANNER!!!!!!!!!!).

But I have a serious question: Why the hell does no one ever favorite my stuff? The few times lately I have posted things, no one seems to do anything about it, and it's starting to bother me.

I'd really like to know even more now, since my mom and grandpa are trying to steer me in the right direction to become either a graphic artist or work towards finishing my manga to get it published, and that's why I've been using GIMP, drawing better, trying to post more often, and all that; but of my two semi-most recent, each posted at least a week ago, and they've gotten around 7 or 8 views each, and the only faves and comments on them both are from Natalie, and she's only online once in a blue moon, so I had to ask her to get on dA to see them, but even so, she still did look at them and even commented.

Seriously, I'd like everyone to please get off their rear and look at my most recent 3 deviations:
- Kram - Banner
- JN- an'i
- Fox+Rabbit Title - Color

And tell me what you think. I view, fave, and comment as often as I can, and I'd like to have at least some similar recognition of that.

Now, off to go do something... most likely try to edit my LiveJournal and Photobucket a bit.

Crumblier is in Spellcheck?!!!!!!!!!

If you are pantsed in public, you become im-bare-assed.

How do you keep a large nail from falling over? Nail it down.

Did you hear about the world's rarest piece of wintergreen gum? It was kept in mint condition.
(someone said they'd heard this before.)

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If you go to English->English translation and type in bad words, there'll be a little button that makes the computer voice say them. XD Just type in several words and listen to the craziness.

Seriously, why do atheists still say, "Oh, my God", "For the love of God", and other such phrases? It makes no sense.